I may never get another chance to sing this to an audience that might actually *get* the lyrics.

Jess Stratton :-)

Jess - I was just wondering the other day where all the female musicians were? I'm trying to get a copy of this song. I need to work on my country guitar playing anyway... :)

Oh, I can harmonize other stuff, too, so I can help out with other songs...

Gretchen Wilson - "Hi-Tech Woman"

Well I ain't never been the baby doll type

No, I can't bear to be called vain, I'd rather type code all night.

In a chat room, or in on a message board, or fragging you while playing Quake,

I've got posters on my wall of an old sci-fi remake.

Some people look down on me, but I don't give a rip.

I'll stand Doc Martened right by my PC with a big hoop in my lip!

'cause I'm a high-tech woman

I run on high-speed baud

I create products from my source code

And I'll use Firefox and Opera

And I keep my old Atari on

My TV all year long

Just so I can keep on playing old school games like Pong!

So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it geeky,

Let me get a big "woot, yeah" from the high-tech girls like me, woot, yeah!

Dell and HP, well their stuff's real nice.

Oh, but I can build the same damn thing from my spare parts for half price

And it still looks sexy, just as sexy, as those models on TV

No I don't need no designer brand to overclock my PC!

Well you might think I'm dainty, just part of the décor,

But in the room where we play Doom, I just beat your high score!

'cause I'm a high-tech woman

I run on high-speed baud

I create products from my source code

And I'll use Firefox and Opera

And I keep my old Atari on

My TV all year long

And I know all the words to every Monty Python song!

So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it geeky,

Let me get a big "woot, yeah" from the high-tech girls like me, woot, yeah!

Well I'm a high-tech woman

I run on high-speed baud

I create products from my source code

And I'll use Firefox and Opera

And I keep my old Atari on

My TV all year long

And I can watch my movies in DTS mode all night long!

So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it geeky,

Let me get a big "woot, yeah" from the high-tech girls like me, woot, yeah!